Bananas Outraged at Solange Knowles ‘Fit Flop
This just in: bananas everywhere are staging a boycott against all future Solange Knowles outfits for her slanderous representation of the fine fruit in a pair of pant while performing at the SXSW Music and Media conference in Austin, TX.
Curiously, the singer looked fairly chic while arriving to the event (despite an unusual makeup job), but ditched her smart tux blazer in favor of the pants in question.
A statement from the bananas union said that the boycott would end when Solange stops using ridiculous fashion to try to escape her superstar sister’s massive shadow.
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