Bananas Outraged at Solange Knowles ‘Fit Flop



This just in: bananas everywhere are staging a boycott against all future Solange Knowles outfits for her slanderous representation of the fine fruit in a pair of pant while performing at the SXSW Music and Media conference in Austin, TX.

Curiously, the singer looked fairly chic while arriving to the event (despite an unusual makeup job), but ditched her smart tux blazer in favor of the pants in question.


A statement from the bananas union said that the boycott would end when Solange stops using ridiculous fashion to try to escape her superstar sister’s massive shadow.


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3 Responses to “Bananas Outraged at Solange Knowles ‘Fit Flop”

  1. […] look to stake her claim to fame. She’s rebelled something serious! She’s always taking fashion risks and has even thwarted the pop/r&b notion that straight and long is a must (hair). It’s […]

  2. citizenjane says:

    hilarious! but i thought you liked lil knowles’ style?

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